Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why was the math book sad?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Who invented fractions?

What did the sardine call the submarine?