Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Bears love exotic cars.

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?