What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?