Why does Jesus drive so much?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What car always breaks the rules?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What time of day was Adam created?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?