Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?