Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What fish only swims at night?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What school subject really rocks?

What did you learn in school today, son?