Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
The Smart Car.
What car can you only see twice a year?
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What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
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