What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

How do automobiles fly?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why are grandkids so great?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?