Where did the boat go when it was sick?
The boat doc.
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's a henway?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
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