Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What do nosey peppers do?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

How do birds threaten one another?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?