Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

When does a horse talk?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?