What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?