How do you make a walnut laugh?
By cracking it up.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What kind of books do boats write?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
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