How do you make a walnut laugh?
By cracking it up.
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
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