Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?