Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?