How do you make a walnut laugh?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why do golfers hate cake?