What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Where do books sleep?

Which bug is related to you?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?