Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Did you know about April 1st?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?