What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

How do you arrest a pig?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?