What do you call a smelly horse?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

How much money does a skunk have?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Which bug is related to you?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What's a father's favorite flower?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?