Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

How long will dinner be?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?