What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Which animals make the best football players?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What is blue and not heavy?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Who are crows' favorite family members?