Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
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