What do math teachers eat?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why did the body of water think so much?