Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What siblings are always sad?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
When do mice play every day?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What game does a rabbit always win?
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