Why do kids love theater classes?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why was the dog so popular?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?