Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why did the snake cross the road?

How does a barber get to work?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?