What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

How do fireflies start a race?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Which computer won the talent show?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?