Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why do cats always get what they want?
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