Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
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What kind of water does an angel like?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What is the tallest building in the world?
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