Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
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