What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What says: oom oom oom?

Why was the broom late for school?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?