Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

How do you make a bandstand?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?