What part of a fish is the most musical?
The scales.
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
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