Which music festival was full of lumber?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?