What do minions always put in their salads?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why was the horse so happy?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?