How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
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What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why do all the planets get along?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
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