Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why do Olympians never overheat?