Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
In dayscare.
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
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