What's a duck's favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker!
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do cats wear to work?
Why are trees always so positive?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!