Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?