What's a duck's favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker!
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why don't ants get sick?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
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