What's a duck's favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker!
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
How does a lion greet other animals?
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