Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?