What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What is another term for the price of gas?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why are books always so angry?