What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Slippers.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why was the cow afraid?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
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