What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Which tree can't stop crying?