What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Slippers.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What is the definition of Robin?
How is cat food sold?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
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