Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?