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Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do cats wear to work?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What car can you only see twice a year?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?