Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

I broke my finger!

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?