Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

How does a witch play loud music?

What game do mice love to play?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?