What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What makes a glow worm glow?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?