What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What tree has the most bark?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?