What does Rudolph call his wife?
Rein-dear.
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
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