Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Which family member is always relieved?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

We had a discussion about roses.

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?