What does a lion call an antelope?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Which animal should never work for the government?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?