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Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

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