Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What fairy loves to count?

What shape is bad at driving?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What tree has the most bark?

Which former US President was always cold?