What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why are all priests fit?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
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