When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Where do birds go to drink?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?