Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

How does a barber get to work?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?