What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What table can you never sit at?

Which state is the cleanest?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

How does a cow do math?