How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What's a watch's eldest relative?