Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What's a bat's favorite game?