What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Which relative loves rice?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

It's allergy season again?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Where do books sleep?

Why was the bud so shy?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?