Why do trees try new things so often?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why are winter days great?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?