Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
The winternet!
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What do bees say in the summer?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why do all the planets get along?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
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