What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What do nosey peppers do?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?