What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What horn never makes a sound?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?