What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Ragdolls.
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What kind of books do boats write?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do you call a small mom?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
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