What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Ragdolls.
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How do fireflies start a race?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
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