Why do porcupines always win the game?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

How do automobiles fly?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?