Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What is a table you can eat?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Someone stole all my lamps.

How do fireflies start a race?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?