What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

How did the toad die?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What's the most athletic footwear?