Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?