Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Which former US President was always cold?