What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?