Where do surfers go to school?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

How do you get straight A's?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Where do airplanes go shopping?