Why do magicians score well in exams?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do cats wear to work?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What do little fish love to play with?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?