Why did the student always get straight A's?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What time of day was Adam created?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?