What do elves learn in school?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why are winter days great?

How do fleas travel?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?