When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

I'm not a bad putter.

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Which dogs love to study science?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?