Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?