What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.
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Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
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