What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
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