Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it.
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What's E.T. short for?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
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