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What is a table you can eat?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?