Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What is blue and not heavy?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What is the definition of Robin?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?