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Well, I'm not going to spread it.
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Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
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How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
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What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What are you studying in math?
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