What did the salad say to its dad?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What's a horse's favorite car?