What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
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What do you call the pig that does karate?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
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