What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
What is the most faithful insect?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why are fish such good architects?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
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