What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
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