What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why do mice need oiling?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
How do cats make a birthday cake?
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