What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What does a dog say before eating?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
When do astronauts eat?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
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