What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
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