What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?