What goes zzub, zzub?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?