What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?