Why did the border collie get a raise?

What animal likes to party the most?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What do nosey peppers do?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What animal floats best?