What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Shoutout to my grandma!

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What's a henway?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?