How do you make a bandstand?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why was the musician arrested?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What do elves learn in school?

How do horses navigate at night?