Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Which animals make the best football players?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?