What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Nut-flix.
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
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What animal has the most fun?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
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