What kind of bird can write?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Where do tough ducks come from?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?