Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What does Santa order at the bar?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?