Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What was the first animal in space?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?