What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?