What's a fork's favorite holiday?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What's E.T. short for?

Which animals make the best football players?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why do rhinos charge?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What do sheep say when they're in love?