What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

How do you make a bandstand?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?