What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why are stones so good at music?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What do you call hiking college students?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

How do frogs get to work?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

When do mice play every day?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?