What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

How do you talk to a giant?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why was the cow afraid?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What do elves learn in school?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?