Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Where do surfers go to school?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?