What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.