What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

How do you get kids to do something?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why are turtles so shy?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?