Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Christopher Plumber.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
It's Crowded!
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!