What do you call the pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
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Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
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What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
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