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What do fish do at parades?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Where was Noah born?

Why are trees always so positive?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What's a goose's favorite book?