Why are frogs always happy?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why are cars magic?