Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Which animals make the best football players?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What do naked fish play with?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?