Why do cats always get what they want?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

How long do chickens work?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?