Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Where does breakfast live?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
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