What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Where do polar bears vote?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?