Which animal should never work for the government?

When do mice play every day?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?