What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

We had a discussion about roses.

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?