What type of birds stay together forever?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What sport is always getting in trouble?