Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?