What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why was the fish so smart?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why are goats so funny?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Where does breakfast live?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why was the horse so happy?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What is the quickest button on a radio?