Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Which big cat never tells the truth?