Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do little fish love to play with?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What do you call an arctic cow?