What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Which family member has tusks?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why do trees have so many friends?