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What day is your mom always right?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

How does a cow do math?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?