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Because it's an air-ess.
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Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What does winter fat turn into?
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What's a glow worm's favorite song?
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Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
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