Someone stole my mood ring!

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What animal floats best?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?