Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
Why did the foal cough?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
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