How does cardboard get its workout in?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?