What did March say to the madness?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?