What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What's the most masculine animal?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What makes music in your hair?