Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What makes music in your hair?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?