What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the echo get detention?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What animal always goes to heaven?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
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