What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What does a dog say before eating?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why was the bunny upset?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
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