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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Where do cows go for lunch?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

How much money does a skunk have?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?