What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's the richest basketball team?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
How did the toad die?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
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