What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

I broke my finger!

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What's the most common blood type for insects?